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tehded:

autumngracy:

punkfaery:

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

oh my god

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elishamanning:

elishamanning:

has anything ever delivered better content than nfl mic’ed up

this conversation… absolutely wonderful

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tooquirkytolose:

Tumblr is the chair and we’re all Eustace Baggs

death2america:

weaver-z:

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

They hate to see a girlboss skinning

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heycrabman:

“pee” “nut” “butt” er………. think about it for a minute…fucked up isn’t it?

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c0rv:

astralynx-moved:

Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day

happy im not gay greg thursday

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hornetstabber:

nakuchan:

hornetstabber:

my balls are discord certified

no theyre not.

never question me

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doesitlooklikeicare:

littlemoonn92:

athespicemaster:

want2byours:

thefilthythingsiwhisper:

white-two-wet:

cglblocklist0:

Friendly reminder that allowing underage littles/pets/daddies/mommies/etc your blog if you post NSFW or kink material can get you up to 10 years in prison and can get you on the sex offenders registry for the rest of your life.

It’s called “corruption of a minor” and “pandering obscenities to a minor” and it’s a third degree felony in the US.

This is exactly why I don’t want any minors following me. Please, I don’t care if you’re 17, 17 and ¾, or anything less then 18. Stay off my blog, don’t follow, and don’t browse my page.

Be gone 18 and under!

NO MINORS NO MINORS NO MINORS NO MINORS NO MINORS

IF YOUR UNDER 18 FUCK OFF!

Thanks!

Seriously get the fuck out

Also reminder that you can’t be a little (or any of those other titles/roles) if you’re underage. You’re literally a child if you’re underage, like that’s it. Anyone that allows children into kink is a pedophile and a groomer and they can go die idgaf

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ndiecity:

vortigone:

bihaxorus:

What do these 2 people have in common?

The answer might shock you…

no. no i don’t think that’s it

yeah aerith never fucked cloud

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genevawashere-deactivated202107:

genevawashere-deactivated202107:

i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

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slutdge:

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

my apartment is just one gigantic long hallway with doors going down each side, and I keep getting lost. I swear to god there was a bathroom yesterday where the front door exit is today. At the very end of the hallway is the quarantine room I just got released from. There’s a new guy in there now, but I haven’t seen him. I knocked on his door today to make sure he was alive. He talked through the door and seems chipper. Not sure if he’s real though

I was just in the kitchen and heard someone come out of one of the hallway doors, so I called hello, but nobody answered, and then I heard them shut a different door. All of my roommates are at work except quarantine man, but he shouldn’t be bedroom hopping. 

IT TURNS OUT I have yet ANOTHER roommate I didn’t know about, who was off today and wearing headphones so he didn’t hear me call out to him. He ALSO didn’t know about ME so suffice to say when we finally ran into each other we were both taken off guard

itsapmseymour:

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